Guys, Meet Brooke

I had Frosted Flakes and chocolate pudding for breakfast today, so I'm off to a good start! Right? I also had this amazing conversation with my best friend Brooke which illustrates clearly why she's my best friend:

Jaclyn: I know you don't mean me :P

Brooke: Ew vagina

Brooke: I mean, I am sure your vagina is amazing.

Brooke: But not for me.

Jaclyn: lol

Brooke: Not my taste. xD

Jaclyn: My vagina is a temple.

Brooke: Should I stand beside it and do singing/chanting things?

Brooke: And freak Wes the fuck out?

Jaclyn: Yes. And it needs sacrifices at the altar.

Brooke: YAY! I FINALLY HAVE A LEGIT REASON TO KILL HIM

Jaclyn: XD

 The two of them have a love-hate relationship.