Jaclyn: I know you don't mean me :PThe two of them have a love-hate relationship.
Brooke: Ew vagina
Brooke: I mean, I am sure your vagina is amazing.
Brooke: But not for me.
Brooke: Not my taste. xD
Jaclyn: My vagina is a temple.
Brooke: Should I stand beside it and do singing/chanting things?
Brooke: And freak Wes the fuck out?
Jaclyn: Yes. And it needs sacrifices at the altar.
Brooke: YAY! I FINALLY HAVE A LEGIT REASON TO KILL HIM
I had Frosted Flakes and chocolate pudding for breakfast today, so I'm off to a good start! Right? I also had this amazing conversation with my best friend Brooke which illustrates clearly why she's my best friend: