Guys, Meet Brooke

I had Frosted Flakes and chocolate pudding for breakfast today, so I'm off to a good start! Right? I also had this amazing conversation with my best friend Brooke which illustrates clearly why she's my best frien...

Italian Mac 'n Cheese

Oh, I'm sure this has a real name. Thing is, neither my mom nor myself knows it. We have always called this Italian Mac 'n Cheese or else "sausage spaghetti," I guess because she once dated an Italian guy and this was a side at all their meals and she forgot what they called it. My two-year-old calls...

Yet

I decided yesterday I would learn to cook. I would learn to cook because I have a wonderful boyfriend whose only* real claim to fame is that he can grill and make omelets and I want to live off more than ribs and omelets even though I love both of those things. By the way, is it omelets or omelettes? Because Blogger is not red-lining either. I could look it up, but, you know, effort. Anyway, I've...